Gift Horse Mouth - Hey Stupid! Lyrics
Hey Stupid,
You re the Queen of Conversation,
You re the darling of the nation,
And you re choking me.
I m not your atom, nuclear fission,
Nor your flickering television,
Do you think I m on a mission?
I m just broken me.
Hey Stupid,
You go riding in to battle,
With your herd of stolen cattle,
Memory s hazy.
I m not your source of inspiration,
Nor you saviour nor salvation,
Nor your theory of creation,
Have you gone crazy?
I ve got a t-shirt,
Gonna wear it til my teeth hurt,
Til my fingers curl like monkeys,
And my nostrils bleed!
Each night I ll clean it,
Super-spin and wash machine it,
So I can wear it and I ll mean it,
And the caption will read:
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
And Stupid s with me.
Hey Stupid,
Did you believe when I told you,
That I d dearly love to hold you,
For evermore?
Inside I m not really trying,
Cos emotion s always dying,
And I ve never seen you crying,
Have you done it before?
Hey Stupid,
What s with all the bitchin ?
There s a rat loose in the kitchen,
Eating crumbs that he sees.
Shall we drive or take a walk,
Cos it d be so nice to talk,
When I m looking like a dork,
In the summer breeze.
I ve got a t-shirt,
Gonna wear it til my teeth hurt,
Til my fingers curl like monkeys,
And my nostrils bleed!
Each night I ll clean it,
Super-spin and wash machine it,
So I can wear it and I ll mean it,
And the caption will read:
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
And Stupid s with me.
I m sorry.
Did I say something that offended you?
I didn t mean it,
Is there something I can do to make amends with you?
I wanna do you,
Crawl into your room and climb in bed with you.
Make you tremble,
Make your body ache, and shake, and share this feeling with you?
But I m such a fool!
Hey Stupid,
Does it tickle when I do that?
Does it make you throw your head back?
Have we been here before?
Cos I m useless at devotion,
And I cover my emotion,
So let s run into the ocean,
Drown for evermore.
I ve got a t-shirt,
Gonna wear it til my teeth hurt,
Til my fingers curl like monkeys,
And my nostrils bleed!
Each night I ll clean it,
Super-spin and wash machine it,
So I can wear it and I ll mean it,
And the caption will read:
I m with Stupid!
I ve got a t-shirt,
Gonna wear it til my teeth hurt,
Til my fingers curl like monkeys,
And my nostrils bleed!
Each night I ll clean it,
Super-spin and wash machine it,
So I can wear it and I ll mean it,
And the caption will read:
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
And Stupid s with me.
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
I m with Stupid!
And Stupid s with me.